Oh My God . . . It's a Zombie

horror, comedy, werewolf, quest, magic

Two guys are caught in a zombie outbreak (with a grand total of two or three zombies). Both are transformed into zombies, but there might be a cure if they can find the magic chew-toy (yes, you read right). They must also face a Werewolf as well.

45 Minutes

. . . A movie like this one comes along. Good Lord, talk about amateur hour at the Rialto. This thing is two guys with a video camera trying desperately to make a zombie movie. It really puts the backyard into backyard zombie movie.

The make-up in one scene is actually put on. The rest of the time these are very cheaply store-bought masks from some cheap store. The acting is horrible beyond belief. The story is utterly nonsensical. Good luck figuring out what the magic chewtoy is for or why they need a chewtoy (of course, it was on hand so they used it).

This is really one of the worst I've ever seen, but it is better than Zombie Lust 1, 2 and 3. At least these guys knew enough to move the camera.

I got this puppy on Ebay. Apparently a gentleman and fellow zombie collector, Carlton Mellick III, wants to start a company called Crappy Homemade Zombie Movies that will sell films like this. The name of the company definitley sounds right. And I'll get them all and put them here.

As of right now, I don't believe this movie is widely available (which might not be a bad thing).
by: Verhoskan